Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Why in the hell am I doing this?


So, I decided to blog. I will answer why later, but first let me tell you a bit about myself.  

My name is Crazy Mom.  Okay so it's not really Crazy Mom but who the hell cares I am a Mom!  I am divorced (aren't most us?). I am re-married (aren't most of us). I have a beautiful (almost 9 years old) daughter (LF) who I love and adore more than life itself and oh yeah she has ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder).  We will get to the ASD and LF in a few.

Okay back to the married part because I think this will intrigue most people. I am married to the love of my life, and oh lest we not forget, he's ten years younger. He supports me in everything, has stood by my side in everything, and that asshole knocked me up this past July.  So, you are probably doing the math in your head or thinking really hard about what the hell is wrong with this lady...nine years later you're having another kid? Really? Why? Are you crazy? Of course I am crazy!!! Hello? Did you read the part about the love of my life, my best friend, and my truly better half is TEN years younger than me? 

So, here I am unemployed, a mother of a beautiful girl with ASD, a wife to a perfect man, and pregnant with a boy! SHIT go ahead and put us on Maury…wait I don’t need a paternity test… OK Ellen maybe she will give us something…I got it…JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Why blog?
There is so much I want to say about my life.  Facebook is okay for the short and sweet side of life; however, not everyone wants to read every little detail about your life.  Well, unless it means your life is worse than their life, then yes, most people on Facebook will be more than willing to dive into your life and all it's cracked up to be.  As I mentioned, I have a daughter with ASD.  I think putting it out there about her life, her struggles, her ups and downs, and how, as a family, we deal with it may help us, but really I just need to check out sometimes.  Mom needs a break! 

So yeah I'm blogging for me, and possibly for my family to have a better understanding of my little girl.  Having said that, I have to say the title of the blog is what it is for a reason.  I will try to keep it clean, but let’s face it, I swear like a sailor! If there is something that happens at LF's school, I'm gonna let it out and not give a damn who reads it. If my husband pisses me off and it will happen (remind me to tell you about when he ate his breakfast in his work truck in the driveway this morning), I am going to let it out.  Does that make sense? Bear with me, it's my first post.  Hopefully, I'll get better! 

ASD can't be explained in one blog.  I plan to explain it as we go.  If I overwhelm you now you won't come back and read!!! Trust me there is so much I could tell you about ASD and LF. Our (her) struggles and those milestones that happen, the smile on her face when she understands your feelings, the tears when she is in pain from sensory overload, and of course, those funny absolutely hysterical things that she says on a daily basis. Like the time she told my friend she stunk.  Oh yes folks, she told my friend who was visiting from out of state that she stunk.  Luckily, my friend and LF are super close, and it was easily fixed…right after she took a shower and made sure she didn’t stink! Talk about a mortified mother! I can't explain ASD in a paragraph or two.  I can only tell you as we go through this journey together. I can say that LF has been doing so much better with her ASD the older she gets.  She was diagnosed at 5.  Four years later, and we are doing way better.  In so many ways she is a 9 year old. However, there are those times when she is a bit different, odd, and eccentric to those around her.  She doesn't quite use the same social cues that most of us use.  She is still struggling with her speech, but she talks almost always normal.  LF uses the TV as her way of communicating most of the time.  She will often repeat something from TV to see if we will laugh.  She is a mess! We love her dearly and she is truly excited to be a big sister.  Although she refuses to learn how to change a diaper, and truth be told, I am not pushing it.  She hates to even think about getting her hands dirty.  Oh and to think of the melt down we will have if she gets shit on her hands.  Yeah as a Mom with a kid who has ASD you learn to pick and choose.  You also learn to let them guide you through this journey and to just help them along the way.  

There is also this crazy Mom who is struggling with the questions of how am I going to give her all the attention she needs with a baby here? Will she tell me if she needs me? Probably not because LF cannot always express emotions so sometimes I have to judge it and see what she may need from me or others in her life.  I know that my concerns are null and void and that my love for my children will be multiplied.  It's there; trust me that little voice in your head that says shut the hell up.  You're a Mother get the hell over it and move on.  Oh you know that voice.  It is also the voice that says you can't get sick, pee alone or sometimes take a shower without little eyes on you and what does that voice say. "Get over it. You're a Mom.  You have to be strong." You have to be strong. Oh those five words that I hate so very, very much.  Why do I have to be strong? Why can't I crawl in a corner and cry? Why can't I check out every day and be alone? Oh yes for the little girl in the other room quietly playing with her dolls or watching TV.  For the little girl, who needs me to be her voice because she sometimes just can't speak for herself?  For the little girl who needs arms to run to when it just gets to be too much and she needs to be safe.  Yep! That's why I have to be strong. 

So here I am writing a blog about our lives.  My concerns about my 9 year old adjusting to becoming a big sister, her ASD and her daily struggles with it, my husband who is ten years younger than me, but the love of my life (he's not perfect and I am so sure you can't wait to hear what he does), and now there is this little baby boy growing inside my belly.  Oh dear bring on the pregnancy tears and hormones!!! Here we are the two of us just trying to make it through the next three months with no issues.  Did I mention I am scared to death of "doing it over again". Oh come on you know what I mean. Late nights, always having a baby attached to your hip, crying, diapers, bottles, the list never ends.  My one huge fear...what if he has ASD? I pray that he doesn't.  Wouldn't you? When my husband and I first talked about having another child that was the first thing that came to my mind.  Not the oh shit I’ve got to start over moment…nope the oh shit what if I am the one who gave this to my daughter, and hell, I don’t want to give it to another child! Look I know that research suggests it may not be genetic. I have scoured the Internet researching, and I have asked numerous doctors about what if it’s me, and yes they all suggested we have a child, and yes they all said that LF would do well (and she has) with a little one, but as mothers, we all have those fears. I know I am crazy for thinking these things, but this is what a mother goes through when thinking about having another child. I never shared it with my husband.  In fact, I haven't really told anyone about this huge fear growing inside of me, or about the possibility of this child having ASD.  Is it okay if I have another child or would that be irresponsible of me? Why am I feeling so guilty about this? These are my fears, my insecurities…this is me being crazy! This is just me. This is my life.

Okay so my posts won’t always be so sad, but it's important to know where I am coming from in order for you to understand me in the future. Otherwise, I am always going to come across as a heartless bitch! Our family has a lot of fun, and I am looking forward to sharing that fun with you. It's our crazy life together, and I wouldn't change it for the world. 

And so begins my diary as an ill-mannered Mom.

~AT